"Able was I, ere I saw Elba...able to ride right around it!."
Just a short update, which is fitting given the subject at right. (Actually, Napoleon Bonaparte was of average height for the time; the British papers portrayed him as diminutive.)
Anyway. I’ve been wanting this particular t-shirt for quite some time, and lo, I finally ordered it. Should all go well, I plan to wear it for the debut of my second book. Ambitious, I know, because the first hasn’t even been submitted to publishers yet. (But soon! And then I’ll be a wreck while I await word on it.) But the second book — currently being pounded out in very rough, first-draft form — might have something to do with Old Boney.
The book won’t have him on a bicycle, of course.
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Michael J. Martinez 