Monthly Archives: November 2015

Star Wars wayback machine: Revenge of the Sith

It’s the final piece of the Star Wars prequel trilogy and — perhaps unsurprisingly — Episode III: Revenge of the Sith is the best of the prequels and, if I may be a touch heretical, on a par with Return of the Jedi. It very much echoes what made the original trilogy special, despite having many of the problems that plagued the other prequels.

A large part of that has to do with payoff — we suffered through The Phantom Menace and Attack of the Clones just to get to that iconic moment when Jedi Knight Anakin Skywalker turns to the Dark Side of the Force and becomes Darth Vader, Dark Lord of the Sith. And for the most part, this movie delivers on that.

So let’s start with what Revenge of the Sith got right before we figure out the bits that went wrong.  Continue reading

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NFL GeekPicks: Week 12

First off, to all the readers here in the U.S., have a happy Thanksgiving! And to those overseas…well, it’s a thing we do where we’re thankful for stuff then eat ourselves silly before sitting down to watch football. It’s what the Pilgrims would’ve wanted.

In terms of football, last weekend was much more normal than the previous week. But the playoff picture is a complete mess, with a heap of 5-5 teams poised to make a push. Honestly, it’s a good thing, though it makes prognostication difficult. I once gave Jeff Bezos a Magic-8 ball (long story), and I kind of wish I had it back.

Without further ado, on with the picks. (Winners in italics.)  Continue reading

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Star Wars wayback machine: Attack of the Clones

Back once again with the Star Wars rewatch in preparation for Episode VII: The Force Awakens. We already tackled The Phantom Menace, so now it’s time for Episode II: Attack of the Clones.

My ding against Phantom Menace was that it was largely superfluous; you could’ve handled Anakin’s introductions to Obi-Wan and Padme in about 15 minutes and built a better movie around that. My problem with Attack of the Clones isn’t that it’s meaningless — it advances both the A-plot (Anakin’s fall to the Dark Side) and B-plot (the rise of the Empire).

My problem is that it has plot holes large enough to drive a Star Destroyer through. Seriously, some of this stuff makes zero sense.

Let’s start with the much-maligned love story between Anakin and Padme. Now, I don’t blame either actor here for what we saw, because Lucas loves his stilted exposition and lengthy declarations of emotion. And having been a lovestruck late-teens, early 20-something, I can actually relate to Anakin’s headspace here, to my great surprise. No, my issue is Padme, as in…what the hell are you thinking?  Continue reading

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12 hours to go in Worldbuilders eBay critique auction

As is now usual, I’m extraordinarily pleased and humbled with how generously folks have been bidding for a critique from me. As of this posting, there’s just 12 hours left to bid, with the proceeds going to Worldbuilders and, ultimately, to benefit Heifer International. So if you’re thinking of bidding, get on it — here’s the link. And be sure to check out the other Worldbuilders auctions as well or, if the bidding gets to much for your wallet, you can enter the WriMos for Worldbuilders drawing for a critique with just a $10 donation.

Update: The auction is closed, with a winning bid of more than $460, which is amazing and humbling and just…wow. Thank you, winning bidder! And the WriMos deal is still ongoing, so please consider donating.

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Star Wars wayback machine: The Phantom Menace

I am very much a Star Wars fan. I saw the very first one in the theater at the tender age of five, and I still remember freaking out as Vader was about to off Kenobi, hands over my face but watching between my fingers. I’ve seen all six films in the theaters, and Timothy Zahn’s Thrawn trilogy was awesome. Admittedly, I’ve not kept up with the rest of the EU-now-Legends novels, nor with Clone Wars or Rebels. But I do love my Star Wars.

In fact, I’d venture to say that I wouldn’t be a SF/F writer today if Star Wars hadn’t lit my imagination on fire back in 1977. And yes, I have tickets pre-ordered to see The Force Awakens on Thursday, Dec. 17, at a local theater. It’s on, people. It’s ON.

So to prepare for the return of Luke, Leia, Han and Chewie, I’ve started rewatching all six movies, in episodic order, while I’m huffing and puffing on the elliptical each morning. And I’m going to blog some thoughts about each of them when I’m done. First up, Episode I: The Phantom Menace.   Continue reading

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Interview with Geeky Giving about…geeky giving. Duh.

A quick note: I’ve been interviewed by Geeky Giving about why I’m helping out with their fundraiser for the Barrow Neurological Institute. The short answer is, of course, that they asked. To read the longer one, and the rest of the interview, click here.

The Geeky Giving team is also doing its first giveaway next week, so be sure to check their site for all the cool details. As for my still-untitled story, it’s coming along nicely. We’re talking neurologically-linked computer systems, aerial combat, nanotechnology and possibly aliens. Because aliens, dammit. I’m super excited for it.

All the Geeky Giving short stories will be available early next year in bundled monthly installments, written by a spectacular group of writers. Well worth your donations, you guys. Also, I’ve heard rumors — mere rumors, mind you — of happenings around Phoenix Comicon next spring. Barrow is in Arizona after all. It makes sense.

Check out Geeky Giving, and please consider donating. Tell your friends. Tell everyone. Let’s make this a fantastic fundraiser.

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NFL GeekPicks: Week 11

The wreckage of last week’s picks.

Now, don’t get me wrong — there was some fantastic football happening last week. Upsets are a beautiful thing to watch. And did you see the Patriots-Giants game? I want every goddamn football game televised to have that same level of excitement and tension. It was crazy good.

But from a prognostication standpoint, well…I sucked last week. This is my third season of blogging picks, and it was my worst week ever. In my defense, I thought Peyton Manning was back, but this was a mirage; the Mirror Universe Peyton was back, throwing four picks against Kansas City at home en route to benching and defeat. The Redskins beat the Saints, the Jags beat the Ravens, even the lowly Lions beat the Packers.

Again, we had some immensely entertaining contests. but I want to be right, not entertained!

Anyway, on with the horrible picks. (Alleged winners in italics.)  Continue reading

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Update on stuff and sundry things

I think I’ve exhausted myself of any and all Weighty Topics I care to address on the blog these days. (Note: There are many, many Weighty Topics to discuss in the world, generally speaking. What I choose to talk about here is an exceedingly thin slice of that.) So I figured I’d give you some updates on what’s going on with writing and such. The fun stuff.

First off, MJ-12: Inception remains with editor Cory Allyn in his Maine editing bunker. No word if there’s a moose involved. I haven’t received any emails with “WTF were you thinking” as the subject line, so I’m encouraged. The nice thing is, we’re still months away from release — building in some lag-time between The Venusian Gambit and MJ-12: Inception was a smart thing to do. Whatever I need to do, it won’t be a scramble to get it done. This is a good thing.

We’ve been doing some metadata and catalog stuff in the meantime, the kind of stuff you’ll see on Amazon pages, in publisher catalogs or on the back of ARCs. There’s also bits and pieces of business ponderings, and some neat opportunities to preview the first MAJESTIC-12 novel this spring, even beyond the planned build-out of MJ-12.net. More on that when it’s ready.

I’m also writing my short story for Geeky Giving, which is due in January but I’m hoping to finish by Christmas, if only to have the holidays off. Plus, Cory will emerge from the bunker any minute now with edits, and I wouldn’t mind having this story done before tackling the novel, lest I mix my neuroscience with my espionage.

And finally, there’s five days left on the Worldbuilders critique auction. Right now, that critique of 25,000 of your words is a steal. It won’t be cheap forever, since these things tend to ramp up at the end, but I imagine it’ll still be more reasonably priced than Pat Rothfuss’ critique, largely because I am not Pat Rothfuss. (However, I’m apparently pretty good at critiquing, if the kind words of past bidders are any indication.)

Remember, if you get priced out of the auction, you can still chip in $10 or more and be entered to win a critique by me, and others, as part of the WriMos for Worldbuilders lottery.

And that’s all I got. Family’s fine, day job is busy as usual leading up to the holidays. I clean the chicken coop on weekends and putter around with words when I can. It’s all good.

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Worldbuilders auctions are live! Bid on a critique by me or enter to win another.

It’s Worldbuilders time! And once again, I’m privileged to be a part of it. This year, I’m helping out by offering not one, but two critiques of your writing — and with two different ways to win.

The first is the standard eBay auction, and here’s my auction page. The critique will be open for bidding until Sunday, Nov. 22 at 8:18 p.m. EST. I’ve raised over $1,000 via eBay auctions for Worldbuilders over the past two years, and I know all those generous scribes out there will make for another strong showing this year.

But hey, those auctions can get expensive, man. Thankfully, Worldbuilders has partnered with NaNoWriMo to give you another option. Surf on over to the WriMos for Worldbuilders page and donate whatever you can. Each $10 donation earns you one entry into a lottery for all kinds of books and other prizes — and critiques by me, author Joshua Palmatier and agent Jennifer Azantian. This particular effort is running until Monday, Dec. 14, after which they’ll draw the winners.

Which ever way you go about it, the result is the same: I’ll critique up to 25,000 words of your speculative fiction writing, and give you feedback. In the past, that’s meant commentary throughout your Word file, along with a separate written critique. And since folks are being awesome and generous with their money here, I’m quite willing to answer follow-up questions via e-mail. I really want to make sure you get your money’s worth, people.

I would also point you to all the other auctions Worldbuilders is running— there’s some fantastic swag in there that would make awesome holiday gifts, as well as other critiques and even a full manuscript copyedit by SF/F copy guru Richard Shealy, aka Shecky. (Shecky is awesome.) And there’s the Tinker’s Packs, officially licensed merchandise from Patrick Rothfuss’s Kingkiller Chronicle which you can straight-up buy without bidding.

All of this is in support of Heifer International, which is working to end hunger and poverty by helping folks create sustainable agriculture and small business around the world. It’s amazing what these folks can do with just a few bucks — and with your help, we’re gonna give ’em a whole lot of bucks.

And while I’m here, let’s give a huge thank-you to Pat, Maria and all the other folks who make Worldbuilders so great.

I hope you’ll think about contributing, whether it’s my critiques or anything else up for bid. Every bit counts. Thanks, gang.

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NFL GeekPicks: Week 10

With every team now having played at least eight games, it’s time to see how my pre-season playoff picks (alliteration!) are holding up. On the whole? Not horrible.

I picked Denver, Indianapolis and New England as AFC divisional winners and they’re all leading their divisions right. But I’m holding off on the back-patting because I picked Baltimore for its division and, well….yeah. They’re in Serenity Valley this year. Instead, the Bengals are atop the AFC North, and I didn’t pick them to go anywhere. My bad. As for my wild-card picks, I had Miami and Pittsburgh — let’s call it one out of two.

In the NFC, I had Arizona, Carolina, Dallas and Green Bay for the divisions, and Philly and Seattle for wild cards. Arizona and Carolina are indeed atop their divisions, and the Pack is tied for its lead there. As for Dallas, losing Dez Bryant and Tony Romo pretty much torched things for them. The Giants are actually leading the NFC East, which…well, OK then. Who knew? Seattle and Philly are in a tough spot, whereas Atlanta and Minnesota are very much in play for the wild card spots, if not the divisions.

So who would I pick today? I’m calling Denver, Indy, New England and Cincinnati for the AFC division winners, and the Steelers and, yes, the New York Jets for the wild cards. Crazy, I know. Buffalo and Oakland are in play as well. In the NFC, I think Arizona, Carolina, Green Bay are locks, with the Giants winning a very mediocre AFC East. Minnesota and Atlanta should be the wild cards, but I wouldn’t count Seattle out yet.

Now, on with this week’s picks. (Winners in italics.)  Continue reading

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